Monday, March 28, 2011

Guys Are Easy

I began to undress without any pomp or circumstance. It had been a long day and it was time for bed. Simply - I was tired.

"Oooh...I like that."

"You like what?" I asked nonchalantly.

"You know...that 'outfit'."

"It's not an 'outfit' it's just a bra and underwear..."

He didn't say anything else. He had already made his way half way across the room and started kissing me. That and what followed...was. hot.

My advice to all you women out there: Immediately go out and buy a new matching bra and underwear. Possibly several. Better if its colorful, lacy or silk. Nightgowns work too. Lingerie if you've got the money and the know-how to wear it. But you needn't get crazy. Mine was simple. Black top and bottom with a white lacy trim. Both purchased for the combined price of about $20 at Macy's. And they worked wonders...

It just goes to show you,






Anonymous said...

Duh. It's how we get through life. We find pleasure in the simplest things.

Susanlee said...

It's true. So easy. I buy my fancy lingerie for me. The boys are happy any time they get to see boobs.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, truer words have never been said!!

J said...

Hehe. I love how easy guys are to please when it comes to things like this! Macy's for the win!

Storm. Kat Storm. said...

Guys are easy once you get them in bed... its all the rest of it thats too complicated for me, haha.

Sarah said...

Haha. I just had this same conversation. A couple of girls were reading Cosmo's 50 ways to turn on guys and it was quite a ridiculous list. I said all we needed to do was take off our shirts. Thanks for proving my point. :P

freckledk said...

My luck, I'll get lucky whilst wearing either no panties or those of the granny variety.

The bra, however, isn't an option, unless I would like to be ogled for all the wrong reasons.

Toddy said...

Wow, great response guys. Hah. I know this was a short entry but I feel as though I've been neglecting my readership of late so I'm trying to throw you SOMETHING here and there.

berniemacx- thank you for proving my point.

Susanlee - true, underwear/lingerie that makes me feel sexy/pretty because it looks good, feels good and FITS RIGHT is definitely for me and my self-esteem and confidence but definitely transfers to good things for ones partner in return.

Quarter-Yes! Thanks for commenting.

J-Macy's is ALWAYS a win. I bought all my new work clothes at Macy's in August/September and they fit great, are durable, colorful and easy to keep wrinkle-free and clean. And I didn't spend a fortune!

StormKat- I don't know if guys ARE that complicated outside the bedroom or if we women ARE SO complicated and they ARE SO uncomplicated that dealing with them seems complicated. We just don't seem to be the same species or speak the same language.

Sarah and Freckled- Thanks for stopping by as well. Cosmo can get WAAAAY crazy though some of their tips do work and Freckled - throw out the granny panties already will ya? Life is too short!!

Cheers, T.

Kissing and Other Disasters said...

this post had everything.
1) humor
2) honesty
3) and made me feel better about myself..
good job

Toddy said...

kissing- thanks so much for this comment! it definitely made ME feel better about myself. Very interested and curious to know what specifically about this little post made YOU feel better about YOURSELF?? Though I am very very glad that ultimately - it did do that. Very happy to hear that, T.

FoggyDew said...

We - speaking of all men here - have never claimed to be anything but easy. If you want to up the ante, add one of his white shirts to the mix. He will be forever grateful.

And you're right - as a species, we're just pretty simple creatures.

Jess of said...

Haha! Love it! Great advice/reminder! I will go forth and do it! I am guilty of not matching because I am very specific about the bras I like and they are not the ones that come in cute colors (nude mostly). My panties are great but... obviously not matching. I need to reapproach this!

Jolene said...

Ha! So true! Simple and straightforward is just as hot as black and lacy. At least I've found ;)